marți, 16 noiembrie 2010
Super Course
Pedagogical training course objective is to enable both men and women to develop that part of the brain whose existence ignored.
Special Course for MenPedagogical training course objective is to enable men to develop that part of the brain whose existence ignored.Program: 4 modules of which one required:Module 1 (required course)1. Learning to live without my mother (2000 hours)2. My wife is my mother (350 hours)3. I understand that football is nothing more than a sport
Module 2: Life in two1. Should I become jealous of children without (them) (50 hours)2. Let us not speak nonsense when his wife gets his friends (500 hours)3. Exceeded syndrome remote control (550 hours)4. I understand that pants do not go solo any time up to the closet (800 hours)5. How to get to the laundry basket without me wandering (500 hours)6. How to survive a cold without agonized
Module 3: Leisure1. Stepping in two stages a shirt in less than two hours (practical exercise)Module 4: Course Kitchen1. level 1 (beginners): Appliances: ON opened, closed OFF2. Level 2 (advanced): My first instant soup pot without burningPractical Exercise: boil water before adding pasta
Theme 6: The scroll of toilet paper. Toilet paper does not grow near the toilet. Exhibition on "spontaneous generation"Theme 7: How to drop in the toilet cover step by step (teleconference with Harvard University)Theme 8: Men behind the wheel. If you get lost, can have information without the risk of sounding impotent? (Testimonials)
Theme 9: Washing machine, this great mystery of the house.Theme 10: Fundamental Differences: laundry basket and the floor (music therapy laboratory exercises)Theme 11: The man in the passenger seat. You may not speak or stir as she compulsively park?Theme 12: cup and the breakfast not only levitates up to the sink
Special Course for WomenTheme: Development of brain functions in the modern woman.Purpose: Participants will be confronted with a fascinating experience (using the brain).Conditions: The will to learn something new (even if it will prove to be somewhat difficult)Duration: 1.5 months each module BrunetteRed 3 months each wayBlonde 6 months each wayThe course contains four modules:
Module I1. Accepting fate: I was born a woman2. Knowing the venue of life: cuisine3. How to keep order in your purse? (Under strict control)
4. How do shopping in less than 4:00: basic notions5. Maintaining boundaries: How do I correct makeup6. Course Programming I (all categories): using the microwave oven7. ProgramareII Course (only brunettes and redheads): VCR
Module II1. Equation with one unknown: Cars2. Exercise group dynamics: What to do when we're in the car3. Parking, Part: Basics
4. Parking, Part II: Maneuver
5. A real challenge: brake and throttle.6. Gearbox. Full Description (for blondes only automatic box)7. Use correct flag ui.
8. Basics of Physics: Bodies in motion9. Optical Truths: Lights red, yellow and green lights.10. Special Course: Parking in the garage.
11. Equation with several unknowns: Toolbox12. Survival Course I: Where is the emergency light13. Survival Course II: Changing a tire
4. Survival Course III: Changing tires more (Yes, you!)15. Survival IV Course: successfully check the oil level and water.
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