Vodka + ice = affects the kidneys
Rom + ice = affect liver
Whisky + ice = affects heart
Gin + ice = affects brain
Who would have thought that damn ice may also affect body hal!?
Officers at recruitment center asks Bull:
- Recruit, what's with your eye?
- Is an artificial eye.
- And what's made artificial eye?
- Of glass, sir officer.
- Yes, logically, you have to see through it!
From a newspaper article:''Ion Ionescu driver on the highway last night, the police profession, he looked with a lit cigarette in the tankcar to see if there is gasoline. MAY BE!''
Ideal man is one who, when he found his wife in the bedroom with lover says:
- Do not bother, go on!
Ideal lover is one who can continue ...:))))))
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